When You Criticize The Instruments
flutes:  *nod stoically and then go alternately cry from embarrassment and plot revenge the the bathroom*
clarinets:  it's my reed
saxes:  *don't realize the director is talking to them; continue conversation about nothing to do with band*
trumpets:  yoU WANNA GO BITCH IM THE BEST
horns:  i play like five measures in this whole piece the fuck do you want from me
trombones:  haha I know man *fistbump each other*
tubas:  excuse you we are the foundation of this band so we are never wrong
percussionists:  *mutter mutiny under their breath and don't fix it because they weren't doing it wrong in the first place*
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